Hello Schworld!
Yeah buddy, once upon the time the web was light as a feather, baby!!! Did you see how fast this shit loads?
This whole website is a perpetual work-in-progress. I read the Mozilla Developer shit and then try to glue the pieces together as if I'm making macaroni art at my dad's kitchen table (where I do all my work).
Semi-seriously though, this website is tantamount to a brain dump wherein I scatterblast random things onto the World Wide Web just because I can. Viva La Digital Revolution or some shit, I don't know, I'm not French. Just make weird and/or cool shit and put those hot puppies out there, you ~cute little nerd~, you.